In the words of Jeffrey Sebelia from Project Runway:
They say it's a party. It's never a party.
UPDATE: Tonya Plank wasn't impressed. E!Online says "Serious talent here, but it ain’t SYTYCD". Early recaps here and here.
UPDATE 2: Here's a blogger who doesn't think Bravo is selling us a sneaker full of poop.
UPDATE 3: AfterElton.com recaps and makes predictions. Get Jerry Mitchell's take on the dancers at his Bravo blog. Judge Nancy O'Meara says bring your personality. Judge Vincent Paterson gives some history and discusses technique. Cody talks about dancing for Jamie King.